It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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