Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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