The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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