I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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