Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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