Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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