that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Small penises have feelings too.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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