Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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