No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You don't make any sense
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