I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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