yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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