If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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