This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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