they need to just BURY HIM!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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