Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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