I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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