Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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