Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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