More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
