If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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