I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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