do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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