Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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