I'm really into asian looking animals
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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