At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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