I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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