i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Floor bacon is actually really good
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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