his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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