I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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