And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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