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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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