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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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