I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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