so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
two words...techno handjob
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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