I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I smell stomach acid.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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