We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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