he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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