Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
