I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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