Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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