it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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