Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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