is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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