If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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