I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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