I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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