Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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