he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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