May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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