margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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