dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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