i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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